Anyone? The title is inspired by Hal or, more accurately, his blog's title (there's your hint) and you shall meet him shortly.
Friday nothing much happened until around 7 pm, at which point I left work. I had stayed late in order to try and finish the chapter that I was writing and I was successful. Afterwards I planned to walk down to Seven Summits to check on renting bikes for the weekend. Instead I ran into Sam and Ben as they were leaving work and started chatting with them. While in the midst of this conversation I though to check what time Seven Summits closed. Turned out, it closes at 7 on Fridays. Discovering this I ran across Sukhbaatar to try and make it there before they closed. I was semi-successful in this because the woman who owns it was in the process of locking the doors as I arrived. She did answer my questions about the bikes though and what she told me was not promising. They had bikes and they had panniers, as they said they would when I asked earlier in the week, what I didn’t think to ask (because I assumed this was included in the, “Do you have panniers?” question) was whether or not they had the rack to attach the panniers to the bikes. It turns out that they did not. That threw a major wrench in our plans and I went back to talk to Sam about it.
By this time Sam and Ben had moved from outside the bank to dinner at a new restaurant by the Trade and Development Bank and so I joined them. That ended up being a great decision as the food was excellent. Not being particularly hungry I just had a steak salad and some pumpkin soup. The pumpkin soup made the meal. It was hands down the best soup I have ever had and both Sam and Ben reached the conclusion that it was rich enough to have been dessert. To return to the issue of the bikes however, not having panniers caused some major problems for our plan to head out to Terelj in the morning because we’d be unable to carry any of our stuff with use and staying at a ger camp in Terelj is rather expensive. Ultimately we decided, once Lizzie had arrived and put her two cents in, that we would go to another ger camp, Steppe Riders, south of the city that Sam had been to last summer and we’d bring bikes with us and then ride home on Sunday. That decided and dinner eaten we all went home.
I got home and began to read but shortly after starting to read we lost power. Not sure what the reason was, the two apartment blocks on either side of us still had all their lights on but nothing in ours was working. Unable to continue reading I called Sam and he and I headed out to Tengis to see Wanted, which we had discussed doing earlier in the day. This was a bad choice. Wanted is a pretty awful movie. I’m not sure if it’s just because all of the actors had a bad day (or several bad days as the case may be) or if the script was just that bad. I think the script was just that bad.
The next morning Lizzie, Sam and I met out in front of my apartment at about 11 to begin our grand adventure. After a breakfast of a pastry from the supermarket we walked down to Seven Summits to get the bikes. I stopped and grabbed some film in the only store in the city that I have found that sells 100-speed film. We weren’t able to convince Lizzie to get a third bike, which ended up being a good thing since we barely got two into the car that picked us up, but Sam and I got two rather new, nice looking mountain bikes for our trip.
Our car arrived as we were getting the bikes and we were off. The drive out followed the same road I took to Zunmod and the ride took about 30 minutes. We rolled into the ger camp around 12:30 and got comfortable in our ger. Shortly after we got there we had a small snack of tea and some type of roll and then we went on a short ride. The horses here are significantly shorter than any that I’ve ridden before and as a result have a very different gait than what I am used to. The Mongolian technique of simply standing in the stirrups when you do anything but walk is definitely the easiest way to ride them. The saddles, with high pommels and backs, also make it difficult to ride any other way.
Our ride took us over the ridge behind the ger camp and down a valley to a watering hole so that we could water the horses. Afterwards we took a short ride over to another ger where we were invited inside to have airak with the family. We stayed there and drank several bowls of airak with them for a few hours and then rode back to the ger camp. The ride was very pretty, the area south of the city is mostly just rolling grasslands and although we were only about 40 km from UB you would have thought we were in the middle of nowhere.
Back at the camp we had a lunch of spaghetti with a pork and carrot spaghetti sauce. That may not sound great but in fact it was it was delicious and I wish that I could get the recipe. The large meal induced a great deal of drowsiness in the three of us though and we retreated to our ger to get out of the heat and take a nap. I read a bit and then ended up falling asleep on the floor of the ger.
We all woke up around 5, after about an hour, and introduced ourselves to the new arrivals. We had a South African, a Brit and an Aussie all from UB coming out for various periods of time. Once everyone was up and introduced we went on another ride, this time down the small valley that led to the camp and across the road to Zunmod and up several of the hills there.
We got back to the ger camp after about 3 hours and sat down for dinner. Stir fry with noodles. With some of the Vietnamese hot sauce they had tossed on for flavor it was excellent. The Mongolian’s are experts with the simple but tasty meal.
After dinner we threw the Frisbee around a bit with the kids that lived at the ger camp and then Sam, Lizzie and I walked up the hill behind the camp to look at the stars and share a bottle of wine. We lay up there until the moon came up and drowned out the stars. It was a full moon and it might as well have been the sun. With no trees to cast shadows you could see as easily as if it had been daylight.
The next morning I rolled out of bed to try and see the sun come up at 4:45. But it was raining (though only above our ger for some reason) and the sun was already well on its way up. So I watched it for a bit but didn’t bother to get my camera out before I went back to bed for about three hours. At 7:30 I rolled out of bed again and went and sat outside for a bit but decided that the sun was too bright and since no one else was up yet I returned to bed for another two hours. When I got up at 9:30 the rest of the camp had begun to wake up and I went down and sat outside at one of the tables for a bit before breakfast was set out for everyone in the meal ger. We had tea and some type of flatbread with a black currant compote and some smaller lemon rolls. It was very good, as is typical. The flat bread was particularly addicting.
After breakfast the six of us just sat around in the meal ger and chatted for an hour or so. They’re all quite nice and very interesting people. Especially the South African. The new link on the left, to Dr. Lobster, is his blog. Here’s an excerpt:
“…. while nursing a Black Russian alone in a low chair I observed a young Mongol complete with Fohawk leave his booth, come to the bar to grab a straw for a compatriot. He dropped it on the floor. Then picked it up, replaced it back among the others, took a different one and returned to his table. Not having much else to do but watch and think about this I imagined he may have thought “I can’t give this to one of my friends now, its been on the floor and I’m sure they saw me drop it, but if I just throw it away unused then this might be the straw that breaks the planet’s back. But what you don’t know won’t kill you so I’ll just put it back and no-one will be the wise, the next dude will just use it no problem…”
I recommend you read some of it. He’s quite a character, having been to 3 burning mans, he’s headed to another on in a few days which will mark his 5th continent in the last 8 months and the second time he’s been to the US in that time.
After breakfast everyone had an easy morning of reading and tossing the Frisbee around. We migrated to our ger after a while and continued our conversation, this time with the addition of another Brit who had missed her flight yesterday by five minutes and so arrived to UB a bit late.
Shortly before after one Sam and I decided it was about time to get moving on our bike trip and packed everything. We waited for Mindy (the owner) to get back from picking someone up from UB so that Sam could say goodbye and then headed out. Lizzie was going to follow us on horseback and meet us back in UB at some point.
The first kilometer and a half of our trip was down the dirt road leading out of the ger camp and onto the main road between UB and Zunmod. This was all down hill and started out pretty steeply so we booked it down to the road. It was a great way to start the trip, the diciest part of the whole thing at the very beginning. Once down on the road though it was pretty easy going and we cruised along up the valley for about 15 km before the first (and only) real up hill. That lasted about 3 km and then we reached the ovoo and made the customary rock offering before coasting down the other side and back into UB. Just before the main road connecting UB with the airport we made a right and cut across the steppe on a dirt road running parallel between the road to UB and the foothills. Cutting across there let us skip one of the busiest roads in UB and we got to mess around with all the open space, doing some slalom runs down the sides of the hills and rock hopping through some of the gullies. It was a good time and makes me think that mountain biking may not be as bad as I thought. Still not skiing but a possible substitute when there is no snow on the ground (though I still think kayaking is the best substitute).
We reached a bit of an impasse after about 45 minutes though when the road ran right up to a cliff and then cut across the river. It was either up the side of the hill (rather steep, mind you) or onto the too busy road. Sam took a bit of convincing but we decided to head up the hill and see if we could descend the other side on the bikes. We made it almost to the top before it got too steep to ride and we put the bikes on our shoulders, climbed over a small ravine and hoofed it to the top. There we discovered our initial plan as not going to work. The other side was little more than a cliff for the first 5 meters and so riding down was out of the question. We decided to circle around the top of the cliff and try our luck over the next ridge. Carrying the bikes we continued.
There we found a slope a bit more hospitable to a bike descent. After the first ten feet or so of 60 degree rocks it leveled out to a gentle 40 degrees or so and the rocks disappeared (for those of you not so good at geometry, a the steepest road you will ever drive on is unlikely to be more than a 15 or 20 degree slope). We carried the bikes down a bit and then I got on and tried to start a descent. I didn’t get very far though before the bike began to fall to the side and I jumped off. Sam carried his bike a little past where I jumped off and then began his descent. He had a much better go of it and I moved down closer to him and started again. Shortly after I started though Sam’s luck ran out. He had picked up enough speed by this point that when he hit a rock too large to go over he ate it, hard. A textbook over the handlebars yard sale. When he first fell I though he broke his wrist. But he managed to avoid any major injuries and no more than a bit dirtied and shook up he got back on no worse for the wear and we started down again.
I have a new respect for the hardcore mountain bikers after completing that. Even with a good six inches of play in the front shocks navigating grapefruit sized rocks is not easy. In fact, the descent, especially the turns, was more of a controlled slide than an actual bike ride. It was fun though and if it weren’t so much to rent the bikes I’d definitely do it again.
Once off the mountain we found ourselves on a gravel road that wound along the southern side of the Tuul until it reached the bridge to Zaisan memorial and we crossed there and were back in UB. Returning the bikes we met Lizzie, who had beaten us back because of our detour, at a pub for a celebratory beer after a weekend well spent and then met Ben and a boatload of Australians at Café Amsterdam for the afternoon. We hung out there for about three hours and I finished my book while everyone socialized.
After most of the Aussies had left Sam, Lizzie, Ben, one remaining Aussie and I headed to a Korean place for dinner. It was a Korean BBQ and they cooked it at your table. We had the pork and steak and were doing just great until they showed up with a chicken dish at the end of the meal what was probably as large as everything we’d had up to that point and then it was game over. Not only was the chicken dish the worst dish of the night but it was far too large for everyone’s already stuffed stomachs.
After dinner we walked home, Sam and Lizzie stopped to get ice cream, and I spent the evening reading a new book and relaxing before going to bed pretty early.
Monday I got to work early by Mongolian standards, right at 9, and had a pretty productive day. Met Sam and an Australian girl at Luna Blanca, a vegetarian restaurant, for a very good lunch of salad and pumpkin soup. After work I headed to the gym and then came home and got some more reading in.
Tuesday was more of the same but lunch was with a different Aussie. This time I met Will, working here with the Ministry of Health, and Sam over lunch in the food court. After work and a short stop at the gym I helped Sam move into a new apartment by the state department store and then headed down to the Corporate Hotel to meet Hal, the South African we met over the weekend, and his friend who had just arrived from SA via Dubai and Beijing. Sam and I were joined by yet another Aussie, James, who is moving out of the apartment that Sam is moving into. The three of us met them around 10 and spent the evening discussing the finer points of Malthusian population theory vs. the limitless potential of technology and the role of fate in one’s life. We all left around 12:30 and I caught a cab home and rolled into bed by about 1.
Wednesday I found out my boss was going on vacation until the day before I leave here and so I was basically on my own to finish my project. They really need to work on their prior notification skills here. In addition to this and the whole Nadaam vacation fiasco I found out on Friday at 3 pm that one of my colleagues was going on a week long trip to the countryside for a conference and then just to travel and leaving on Sunday at 7 am. He said that I was welcome to come if I wanted to. I would have loved to have gone except for the lack of prior notice and the fact that Lizzie, Sam and I already had plans. I also think that I would have had a hard time getting my project done if I had taken the whole week off.
As work was winding down on Wednesday though I got a call from Sam inviting me to play football with Xac Bank (where he works) and so he, Lizzie, Mike and I got a cab over to the pitch. It turned out to be a really, really nice pitch. Nicer than anything I played on in BA and as nice as any turf pitch I’ve played in the states. We divided into three teams and rotated, though they rotated in a rather frustrating way. First of all the games were 20 minutes long a piece and the victors stayed, no matter how many games they won. That the victor stays is pretty common, but they normally only play two games in a row, whether they win the second or not. This combined with the fact that Sam’s team was stacked frustrated Mike and I a bit. But besides their unfair allotment of playing time, Mongolian’s need to work on their basic team strategy. They can start with defense and then passing. As Ben pointed out when I first arrived, Mongolian’s do not do team sports well and having seen them play first hand I can agree whole-heartedly. On the plus side they play offense very well and we tied the first game with about 15 seconds left when on of them headed my corner into the upper right hand corner. Of course then I missed a PK in the shootout that would have given us the advantage and we ended up loosing on the next shooter.
So we got to sit out for the next twenty minutes until Sam’s team finally lost in another shootout out. By this time the rain that began with our first game had let up and we played the ‘red’ team and had the same problems as the first game. A complete lack of defensive or passing ability and a forward corp. who couldn’t run and wouldn’t know how to trap a ball if they had glue on their feet. My dad’s team moved the ball better than these guys did. In keeping with what was rapidly becoming a theme this game went into a shootout again on my goal and a nice header from the other team. And again I missed my PK, but this time I missed what would have been the winning goal. We ended up winning on after two more and started a revenge game with Sam’s team but were kicked off the pitch before we could finish.
After dinner the four of us and one of Sam’s coworkers ended up at Broadway for some pizza, fulfilling the craving for pizza I’d been having since I saw a Wallace and Grommit in the gym on Monday in which a herd of sheep steal several dozen pizzas. After dinner Mike and I headed home and I got to bed early after my late night on Tuesday.
Thursday was another boring day at work and I headed down to Ilk Mongol afterwards to see a live folk show and try and meet Sam and Lizzie. Unfortunately the show was not that great and Sam and Lizzie had been told that there were no seats so they didn’t show. But afterwards I ended up at Sam’s apartment with them and Adrian, one of Lizzie’s old Peace Corp buddies. We sat outside on Sam’s “balcony” (the roof of the store in front of his apartment, accessed by climbing out the window) and had some wine and chilled. Adrian is living here now, and is running a software development company and potentially starting a pizza delivery company. On the way home I discovered that Karma does, in fact, work. After being ripped off by my last two taxi drivers on my way home I accidentally gave the taxi on Thursday a 10,000 instead of a 1,000 Tugrik bill. Instead of just driving off he gave me change and actually charged me less for the ride than he fairly could have.
Friday Sam and I met one of his friends, Todd, for lunch down at a Japanese café. Todd is here on a Fulbright to take photographs of farming. If there exists a better reason to go on a Fulbright I can’t think of one. I’d love to do something like that though I think it may be one of the few things that an Ec degree won’t prepare you for. After being kicked out of the office at 6:15 because everyone wanted to go home I headed home and tried to go to the gym, found out it closed early on Fridays and went home and ate dinner with my family. Afterwards I met the group, plus Andrew at the Grand Khan Irish Pub as everyone was more or less leaving and headed to a club with Mike and Andrew. That didn’t last long though and I headed home to write and read a bit before crashing early.
Saturday I woke up with ambitious plans to go to Darkhan with Lizzie to meet her host family from when she had been Peace Corps. Sam was supposed to come but he had said the night before he wasn’t really up for it. Mike and Andrew were convinced that this meant Lizzie was done too but I remained hopeful.
When 11:30 rolled around and I hadn’t heard from her I began to agree with them but she came through in the end and even managed to convince Sam that going was a good idea. We managed to get down to the Dragon Center by 1:45 to try and catch a bus out but when we got there the 2 pm bus was already full. Instead Lizzie managed to find us a meker that was supposed to leave at 2. Without much choice we piled in and played the waiting game for the driver to find enough other passengers. Surprisingly we managed to roll out only 15 minutes late, which for Mongolia is practically leaving early. The driver also decided to take good care of us and gave us the front seats, the best in the meker, and not crowd a 4th person in our seats.
Our drive to Darkhan took about 4 hours and took us through some beautiful country. Not really any different than anywhere else I’ve been, a bit more mountainous, but mostly just a lot of grass. Darkhan is the 2nd largest city in Mongolia and is on the way to Russian via the Trans-Siberian. It is basically UB but even slummier and more soviet. We waited in the parking lot of an abandoned building that had been turned into an unofficial meker depot while Lizzie tried to get us transport to her host family’s village. At this point Sam and I discussed how totally lost we’d be without her and her language skills. Mongolia is not a country that is hospitable to the budget traveler who doesn’t speak Mongolia. I doubt we could make it very far out of UB on our own. At least not without paying 5-10 times what we should have.
Eventually Lizzie got the driver who had taken us to Darkhan to take us the rest of the way and then back in the morning and all the way back to UB as well. We made a short stop at a supermarket and then were on our way. It was an hour to the village and the country was much the same, and probably a bit prettier. This far north it gets a bit more moist so there was a fair amount more vegetation. In the valley that the village sat in there were actually quite a few trees.
We arrived at her host family’s house at about 7:30 (aside: her host father has what might be the coolest name ever, the translation is "Strong Happiness") and got a lesson in Mongolian hospitality. As I said to someone earlier, hospitality is a way of life here; we arrived to find the table covered in various vegetable and meat hors d’vors (sp?) with some chocolates and cheese curds thrown in for good measure. We were all invited in and sat around enjoying this while they prepared us dinner. The amazing part of this isn’t so much that Lizzie, Sam and I were invited to eat since they knew we were coming and had told Lizzie to eat with them. What impressed me was that they invited the meker driver and his wife (who had joined us) to eat with us as well and cooked for them as well.
After dinner the three of us went for a bit of a walk down to the river and got to listen to wind blowing through the trees for the first time in more than month. It’s amazing what you can forget so easily. It didn’t cross my mind that I hadn’t heard wind in trees for a month until I did hear it. On our walk back we were passed by a horseman going down the road in the pitch black at a full gallop. I’m not sure if that’s a good idea or not but I get the impression they do it all the time.
We spent the rest of the evening chatting with her family. Or, more accurately, Lizzie chatted with her family in Mongolian and Sam and I invented conversations for them. I did find out that they had never before used the Internet though. Something we take so much for granted, they had never used it and are more than twice my age.
Sunday morning the rain delayed our waking up and we didn’t roll out of bed until about 9. I went for a bit of a walk but was chased back inside by the constant drizzle and so I read until everyone else got up. We had a big breakfast with ham, eggs, potatoes and the ever present rice and then everyone piled into the meker and we headed up to see a holy spring. Unfortunately it turned out that the spring had no water in it and so we just saw where the spring used to be. Pretty typically Mongolian. We did get to meet the crazy man in the mountain who lived there and ran the museum. He definitely fit the part with long white hair down his back and a wispy white beard that came down to the middle of his chest. He showed us around his museum, filled with woodcarvings and, of course, disturbingly stuffed animals.
After our short tour we stopped by her host family’s store and they gave us some small gifts of chocolate and candy and then we headed back to Darkhan. We got to Darkhan around noon and had our driver drop us off at Texas Pub in honor of Sam’s home in Austin while he went and tried to get more passengers for the ride to UB. We ran into some embassy folk there patching up a Marine who had been jumped in UB the week before and was now embedded with a Mongolian military unit in Darkhan for the next three months. He had a nasty gash on his head and the embassy doc was checking on the stitches. We grabbed lunch while we waited and several more of Lizzie’s Peace Corp friends showed up to keep us company until 2 when our Meker finally had enough people to head back to UB. We crowed into the third row this time and headed home. On the way we stopped in a small town and added two more passengers bringing the total in our row up to 4 and the total in the meker up to a nice, round 20. At another stop we ran into two polish brothers heading home on their motorcycles after having gone through Eastern Europe, Russian and Mongolia. They were complaining about the roads in Mongolia and said they couldn’t wait to get back to Russia were they could make more than 230 km in a day.
Back in UB we stopped by Sam’s place for a bit and I read and worked on my tan on his balcony before we headed to Luna Blanca for dinner. We had been planning to meet a woman and her husband from the states who will be working for Xac Bank as well for the next year but they called back so Luna Blanca it was. Afterwards we met Ben and a friend to see Kung Fu Panda at Tengis. I highly recommend this film. It is hilarious and very enjoyable. That definitely ended my weekend on a good note and I headed home and crashed afterwards.